This seriously happened live today on a news program in Brazil
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.
this guy is a guardian of the galaxy
I feel safer already
I am still thinking about this
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
okay now i’ll reblog it
sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful
You’re really passionate about apples
Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.
liquefied apple fetus.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.
This is my favourite post on tumblr
I work at a theater and we just got these I cannot believe this
Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
i completely forgot that i had this sweater omg